Ugly welfare lady comes in demanding cigarettes without a shred of manners. Not so much as a please. I mean, it's expected of me. Afterall, how are they going to get their 400 + dollars in groceries if I'm not working to put money in their foodstamp card?
"Jack lights in a box?" I kindly ask.
"Yes." she snaps.
"How about a set of dentures, you toothless hag?" I mumble almost silently under my breath as I turn to carry out her demand.
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Yesterday as I was working the espresso bar making frozen mochas, and a wildberry banana smoothie, when one of the girls waiting decided it would be acceptable to eat a straw.
I'm not fucking kidding. She chewed the goddamn thing up into pieces, and swallowed it.
No...no no no no no. How the hell do you get so fucking stupid?
Weirdos.
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