MFM Chapter 2: Mark Walberg

It goes without saying really, my attraction to Mark Wahlberg has corrupted my conception of my perfect lover, because I will never ever get someone as hot as that. For God's sake, look at him!



Those Apes were really lucky to have him in a cage. I know I wish I did.



Him and Heath are about equal in my eyes looks wise. But Mark Walberg is more of what I'd consider a one-night stand kinda guy. He is kind of arrogant, and he's quite aware of how hot he is. He's sort of a bad boy in his own right, and that puts him in 2nd place.

Yum.